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Groundbreaking Study Reveals Houseplants Have Been Secretly Judging Their Owners' Interior Design Choices

Researchers at the University of Vermont discover that ferns are particularly critical of millennial decor, while succulents approve of minimalist aesthetics.

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Researchers Confirm That Plants Have Been Gossiping About Humans for Centuries, Find Houseplants Particularly Judgmental

A groundbreaking study reveals that plants have developed a complex social network dedicated entirely to critiquing human behavior, with ficus trees emerging as the most savage critics.

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Groundbreaking Study Reveals That 73% of All Scientific Research is Just Scientists Really, Really Hoping They're Right

A comprehensive meta-analysis of global scientific methodology has uncovered the uncomfortable truth that most peer-reviewed research is conducted using the 'fingers-crossed' method.

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Study Shows 100% of People Who Wake Up Early Were Once Awake

Researchers call this the most significant finding in human history.

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Scientists Confirm That Fish Can Actually Fly (But Only on Tuesdays)

New research reveals aquatic aviation is real, but only Tuesdays.

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Water Found to Be Wet in Surprising Discovery

Experts had believed otherwise for decades until this morning.

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Scientists Discover That Cats Are Actually Just Small Liquid Glitchers

New study reveals felines are merely glitchy holograms.

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