About The Daily Absurd

Welcome to The Daily Absurd, the only news source that promises absolutely nothing and still delivers less!

Our Mission

In a world saturated with real news that often makes no sense, we decided to take a different approach. We publish news that literally makes no sense. Because if you're going to be confused, you might as well be entertained.

Our Editorial Standards

• Every story is 100% fabricated
• No facts were harmed in the making of this website
• If you believe anything here, that's on you
• Our fact-checkers are on permanent coffee break

Contact Us

Want to submit a story? Have a complaint that this isn't real news? Send us a strongly-worded email at... well, we'll get back to you on that.

Our Team

We are a team of award-winning journalists who have collectively won zero awards. Our writers specialize in making things up, and they're damn good at it.

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Nothing you read here is real. Except for this disclaimer. Actually, no, that's fake too.