Local Dog Wins Pulitzer Prize for Biography About Cats

In an upset that has shaken the literary world, a Golden Retriever named Biscuit has won the Pulitzer Prize for Biography for his tell-all book Those Fuzzy Jerks: A Cat Tale. The 3-year-old dog admits he did not actually interview any cats. I just watched them through the window and made things up, Biscuit said via his owner. The cats have declined to comment. The book, which has sold over 2 million copies, was praised by critics for its unflinching portrayal of feline tyranny and systematic cheese theft. Some critics have called it the most honest book ever written about cats, which is surprising considering the author is a dog who cannot read.