Local Cat Elected Mayor, Immediately Declares Naps Mandatory

In a landslide victory that surprised absolutely no one who has ever met a cat, Mr. Whiskers, an orange tabby with a mysterious past, has been elected mayor of Smalltown, USA, promising change that involves significantly more sleep for everyone.

The campaign slogan "More Sleep for Everyone" resonated with voters who were tired of early morning city council meetings and lengthy budget discussions. Mr. Whiskers reportedly spent 99% of his campaign naps, which his team described as "relatable leadership."

Within minutes of taking office, the orange tabby issued Executive Order #1: All citizens must now take a 4-hour nap between 2pm and 6pm daily. "This is the most productive thing our government has ever done," said one relieved resident before passing out on a nearby couch.

Critics have raised concerns about the new mayor's policy of catching and releasing mice in city hall, but supporters argue it's "bringing the community together" and "giving back to nature." The city's rat population has reportedly dropped 100% since Mr. Whiskers took office, though three council members have also gone missing.

Mr. Whiskers' approval rating stands at 100%, which political analysts note is "statistically impossible unless you're a cat."