Area Man Claims His Toast Was Pretty Good Unironically

In a story that has baffled mental health professionals, local resident Tim Brooksman has gone public with his belief that his toast this morning was pretty good. I did not even add anything special to it, Brooksman told reporters, still visibly shaken. I just put butter on it. That is it. Just butter. Experts say this could be the start of a dangerous trend of people expressing contentment with average experiences. This is unprecedented, said Dr. Patricia Mentalhealth. In my 30 years of practice, I have never seen someone genuinely satisfied with mediocre toast. It is either a sign of remarkable mental health or the early stages of something concerning.